((OOC: Hey all! Sorry it’s been so long since i’ve really posted or done anything. I just redyed my hair and it’s doing it’s Karkat thing again. I’ve also been introduce to gifpal, so answers should be like, %10 cooler. So yeah. Feel free to pester KK c:))

HE WHAT?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME. THERE IS NO WAY HE ISN’T STRUNG UP OVER TAVROS. HE’D DO ANYTHING FOR THAT BOY.

NEPETA YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND.

MY BLOOD…? WHO FUCKING TOLD YOU BOUT THAT? THAT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!

WHAT?! WHERE ARE YOU?

THIS IS CRAZY.

STOP FUCKING WITH ME ANON!

WELL SINCE YOU ASKED SO FUCKING POLITELY, I GUESS I MUST ANSWER. 

SO NO, I DO NOT GET ENOUGH SLEEP. THAT’S WHAT COFFEE IS FOR.

NIGHTTERRORS ARE A BITCH.

THIS IS THE BEST MARKER IN THE FUCKING WORLD. ALL OTHER MARKERS CAN BE INCINERATED.

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@askhumankarkitty Hey Nook2ucker, II beliieve you’ve forgotten 2omethiing very iimportant about beeiing a bee. 

CAPTOR I DARE YOU TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 

OH, LOOK I’M A FUCKING BEE

OBVIOUSLY YOU FORGOT SOMETHING TOO NOOK FOR BRAINS.

UM…WHY DO YOU ASK?

YOU SAW NOTHING!

CAPTOR IS A BIPOLAR ASSHOLE AND I DON’T FEEL A DAMNED THING RESEMBLING LOVE FOR HIM…

HE BETTER NOT SEE THIS OR I’LL KILL YOU ANON. 

WELL I COULDN’T FIND ANY SHORTSHORTS. THEY SEEM TO BE IN *SHORT* SUPPLY. JOHN MADE ME SAY THAT. HE SEEMS TO THINK IT’S PUNY.

SO INSTEAD OF SHORTS, HOW ABOUT THESE?

THE SHIT JOHN MAKES ME DO…

HOW THE FUCK ELSE WAS I GOING TO WEAR IT? I ASSUMED PYROPE MEANT THE DAMNED MEME GOING AROUND.

WHAT? YOU WANT ME TO WEAR IT LIKE THIS?

OR PERHAPS THIS WILL PLEASE HIS MAJESTY.

CAPTOR, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS.

SURE. THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I FUCKING NEED RIGHT NOW. TO GET MY ROCKS OFF WITH DAVE MOTHERFUCKING STRIDER.

WHY ARE YOU EVEN SUGGESTING THAT?

FUCK, I’M TOO TIRED TO EVEN BE FUCKING ANGRY.

SO YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON’T FUCKING CARE.